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BIOGRAP,HICAL SKETCHES. 189 and kind and affable to all. In reference to this feature in his character, the following pleasing anecdote is told: A certain gentleman, “clothed with a little brief authority,” was allowed by the Duke (the Marquis’ father) a handsome sum annually for incidental charities. It was, however, strongly suspected that not one farthing of the money was expended among the poor. The rumour having reached Huntly’s ears, he resolved upon an expedient to ascertain whether the general suspicions were well founded. Having attired himself in the lowly guise of a beggar, he repaired to the house of the little great personage ; and there assuming the “ trembling steps ” of three-score-andten, he knocked at the door and solicited alms. One of the menials ordered him to be gone-as no beggar was allowed access to the house, In well-feigned accents the mock-mendicant pleaded his absolute necessity, and expressed his confidence that the master himself would not use him so. The master at length appeared with a stern countenance; and in spite of the beggar’s tale of deep distress, threatened, if he did not instantly depart, to “ hound the dogs at him.” Thus thoroughly convinced that the charges were not without foundation, the Marquis took care to be present at the next annual settlement, when the usual debit-“to incidental charities ”-appearing as formerly, he drew his pen through the entry, at the same time reminding the pretended almoner of his conduct to the beggar, and declaring that he would in future manage these charities himself. It is said the Marquis was such an adept in the art of counterfeiting characters that even his most intimate associates were occasionally made the dupes of his deceptions. Some of his exploits happening to become the topic of conversation on one occasion, a gentleman present took a bet with his lordship that he for one would be proof against his art, let him assume whatever disguise he might. The wager was instantly accepted; and in the course of a few days afterwards the Marquis had himself rigged out in all the ragged paraphernalia of a veteran gaberlunzie-with budgets and wallets arranged in such a manner that even Edie Ochiltree might not have been ashamed of the personification. Thus equipped, he proceeded to the mansion of his friend ; and having on his journey avoided neither ‘‘ dub nor mire,” he seemed the very picture of one of those sturdy mendicants of whom the country was prolific during last century. He met the lord of the manor in the avenue leading to the house, to whom he gave the obeisance due from a person of his assumed calling ; and after gratifying his curiosity by answering a few inquiries, he was ordered by the gentleman to the hall, and there to “see what he could find fitting for a keen appetite.” Huntly accordingly stalked into the hall, where he was served with an ample plate of cold meat and abundance of bread and beer; but he partook very sparingly, and in short enacted this part of his assumed character so inditferently as to call forth a remark from the housekeeper, that “to be a rachel-looking carle he had a very gentle stomach.” Having thus far succeeded without discovery, Huntly resolved to make a still bolder attempt on his friend‘s boasted discrimination. Quitting the house, he studiously crossed the path of the gentleman,
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