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he would walk about the streets of Dunfermline, declaring that he was sent to
“rule the nations with a rod of iron.” Abhorring every one who had even
the appearance of making “gain of godliness,” he one day, in his magisterial
wanderings, observed a “ causeway preacher ” in the act of sermonising for the
sake of the few halfpence which might be thrown into his hat, which, for the
purpose of receiving the gifts, lay open before him. Andrew’s ire was kindled
at the exhibition ; he stepped forward, repeating in a solemn tone-“ Thou
shalt break them with a rod of iron; thou shalt dash them in pieces like a
potter’s vessel ; ” and, suiting the action to the words, with one blow of his iron
Tod he felled the unlucky propounder of the Gospel to the ground. For this
breach of the peace, the only one he was ever known to commit, Andrew was
imprisoned in the jail of the burgh, from which he was in a short time liberated
on bail. In after life he often referred to his incarceration, remarking, in ridicule
of the circumstance, that ‘I such a place was more likely to make a wise man
mad, than to cure the frenzy of a madman, which the magistrates in error
thought he was.”
Andrew was undoubtedly an excellent scholar ; and, on relinquishing the
Grammar School of Dunfermline, he came to Edinburgh, giving himself out as
a private teacher of Greek and Hebrew. Although well qualified to act in this
capacity, it was not to be supposed, from the state of his mind, that his employment
would be extensive, or that he was capable of pursuing any vocation with
the necessary application and perseverance. A small circle of friends-of whom
the late Mr. William Anderson, ironmonger, foot of West Bow, was one-who
were pleased with the simplicity of his manners, contributed the moderate sum
required for his subsistence.‘ But acting upon the Scripture injunction, that “if
any would not work, neither should he eat,” Andrew, with honourable independence
of mind, refused all gratuitous aid. Either professionally as a teacher,
or in any other way he could be serviceable, he always insisted on rendering an
equivalent ,
His peculiarly conscientious idea of independence occasionally placed him
in circumstances somewhat ridiculous ; and his scruples against eating when
he did not work were frequently carried so far as to threaten starvation. His
objections were only to be overcome by his friends suggesting the performance
of some trifling piece of labour, such as bringing a “rake ” or two of water
from the well, or arranging the goods on the shelves of the sale shop, Having
applied a salve to his conscience in this way, he would then sit down to dinner,
But even this device ceased to be effective, some of the young wags persuading
him that such labour was unprofitable, and tended only to indulge the
indolence of the housemaid or shopboy. Thus driven to extremities, and
effectually to appease the phantom by which he was pursued, Andrew at one
time hired himself as a labourer to a master builder ; and what further proved
the disinterested nature and purity of his motives, as he had q competency, his
revibnt in England.
Latterly he was chiefly supported by the remittances of a distant relative, a medical gentleman
