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BIOGRAPHICAL SRETCHES. ‘‘ Wi’ looks as mild BS mild can be, An’ smudgin’ laugh, wi’ winkin’ e’e ; An’ lowly bow down to his knee, Whe, gentlemen, stay t i i I see, He’ll say fu’ douce, What’s i’ the house. ‘‘ Anither bow-‘ Deed, gif ye please, Ye can get a bit toasted cheese, A crum 0’ tripe, ham, dish 0’ pease, An egg, or, cauler frae the seaa, (The season fittin’,) A fleuk or whitin’ ; A nice beef-steak, or ye may get A gude buffd herring, reisted skate, An’ ingans, an’ (tho’ past its date), A cut 0’ veal ; Ha, ha, it’s no that unco late, I’ll do it weel.’ 3 I‘ 0, Geordie Robertson, dreigh loun, An’ antiquarian Paton aoun’, Wi’ mony ithers i’ the tom, Gif Johmie Dowie should stap down, What wad come o’er ye, To the grave before ye 1 I‘ Ye sure wad break your hearts wi’ grief, An’ in strong ale find nae relief, War ye to lose your Dowie-chief Three years at least, now, to be brief, 0’ bottle-keepers ; Ye’d gang wi’ weepera “ But, gude forbid I for your sakes a’, That sic a useful man should fa’ ; For, fried8 0’ mine, between us twa, You’d lose a howff, baith warm an braw, Right i’ your lug, An‘ unco snug. “ Then, pray for’s health this mony year, Fresh three-’n-a-ha’penny, best 0’ beer,’ That can (tho’ dull) you brawly cheer- An’ gar you a’ forget your wear- Recant you weel up ; Your sorrows seal up. ” To this poetical description of “dainty John,” we may add the prose remarks of the Trultitions:--“Be was the sleekest and kindest of landlords. Nothing could equal the benignity of his smile, when he brought in a bottle of ale to a company of well-known and friendly customers j and it was a perfect 1 John’# best ale was only threepence the bottle. He had an infenor kind at twopence-half- ?my. When ordered to bring a bottle, he generally inquired if his customer wished the tippenny-ha’penny or the threepenny kind’’
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